Monday, May 25, 2009

TwiSlash Unveiled is Going Live!

TwiSlash Unveiled will be going LIVE!
WHEN: Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Cum join us for the fun and remember...
Panties are optional, but towels are a MUST!

We'll kick off the blog on Tuesday, June 2nd, with our PICKS OF THE WEEK! Then we will update again on Thursday the 4th with our very first Read, Rate, and Review!

Tuesday is Pick of the Week day. Every Tuesday each one of Major Whitlock's ladies will choose a story fitting their chosen category and tell you why it should be on your MUST READ list.

Whitlock's Girl will be covering DONNA'S LESBIAN LOVERS! They may have started off as best friends, but sleepovers and pillow fights can turn into so much, much more. With soft kisses and irresistible touches, these stories will leave you wanting to taste that cherry chapstick for yourself.

Master Jasper will be covering THE MASTER'S BOYS! Her picks will focus on stories that have doubled up on the meat. Why fight over Jasper and Edward when you can have them both? With Val's picks you will find any combination of our sinfully delicious Twilight men thrown together in anything but innocent situations.

Rosella will be covering ROSELLA'S POLY PLEASURES! Whoever said three's a crowd, obviously didn't have the pleasure of reading these deviant tales. Playtime has never been quite as gratifying as this. Let Rosella show you tales that teach you how to share.

Cella Cullen will be covering CELLA'S SECRET CRAVINGS. Have a secret craving for the naughtier stories. So does she! Go ahead and check out Cella's picks. She promises not to tell.

AND, as if the Tuesday Picks of the Week weren't enough to get your juices flowing, every Thursday, we'll take a story that has a very few followers or that's written by an author that's new to slash and we will read and review it. Then we'll rate the story using our very own rating system, letting you know whether or not it's worth your while.

What that means for you, is every Tuesday and Thursday, Major Whitlock's Southern Belles and Yankee Lady will be providing you with some incredibly, fucktastic Slash here at TwiSlash Unveiled. So, be sure to click the subscribe or follow button at the bottom, whichever tickles your fancy, as we're sure you'll want to CUM back for MORE!

Who is behind the scenes at TwiSlash Unveiled?

Hello all! As you've read, TwiSlash Unveiled was formed by four slash lovin' Jasper fans, and we are, collectively, Major Whitlock's Southern Belles and Yankee Lady. Who are we individually, you ask? Well, Whitlock's Girl is here to introduce you to the ladies in charge!

The Southern Belles are none other than...

Cella Cullen is the author of the awesomeness that is Raising Bella and Supernova. She and I became buds thanks to a prudish, homophobe teen boy that was trying to roleplay our favorite guy at Bittersweet Forever. *shudders* I'll forever be grateful for her recommending me to play Jasper at BSF, because it's made me grow as an author and for trusting me enough to help her with a fight scene in Raising Bella. It was so sweet and due to her recommendation at the end of that chapter my hits and visitors jumped dramatically!

Rosella Cullen/Whitlock, yes she's jumped ship and joined Team Jasper, love her pervy little heart. Rosella writes the fabulousness that is Make You Feel My Love, which is seriously fucking HOT! Although she would tell you it needs work, hence the reason she is revamping it. She's also the author of Conflicted Soldier, which is a J/B smutty one-shot with an actual plot line and potential to make it as a full on story. Both stories are AU, with vamps all the way.

Whitlock's Girl aka DZmom, yep that's me! I've only been around for a few months, but I'm loving every minute of it! I started out an entirely canon, pure fluff, All-Vamp girl and now I'm fully entrenched in an AU/AH Jasper and Bella story called Desperation and co-authoring this blog dedicated to TwiSlash. Go figure, but I wouldn't trade it for the world because it brought me to these lovely ladies and Jasper. He was seriously neglected in the books and to me, he and Carlisle have the most interesting histories of the Cullen Clan. My favorite pairings are J/B, of course, J/E or J/B/E, but only if there is slash and a non-competing J/E. LOL! I'm a picky bitch, aren't I?

and his Yankee Lady is...

Master Jasper aka Touchstone, she's a J/B and J/E shipper and one fucktabulous graphic artist. Her work is some of the absolute best I've ever seen. She's pure fucking win and if it weren't for her and her fabulous artwork, I don't think my story and the stories of many others would be as popular as they are! She's done banners for not only myself, but also AngstGoddess, Starfish422 and The Lazy, Yet Discerning Ficster. Her artwork is thoughtful and distinctive and absolutely beautiful. You can find her portfolio of artwork at Touchstone Art.

DefinatelyStaying, she's a whatever shipper really but prefers E/J (or J/B) and has no extraordinary talents whatsoever. She writes some of the most graphic lemons on FanFiction, and has some interesting content posted on her story blogs. Anyone up for a few boy porn videos?

So, there you have it. The crazy crew that is behind this blog. May you come to know and love us all and our work here! Oh and come join us on the TwiSlash Unveiled thread at Twilighted.

What is TwiSlash Unveiled?

TwiSlash Unveiled was created by four slash lovin' gals and is a dedicated to finding and sharing the best Twilight FanFiction slash out there.

We were brought together through our love of the forbidden fruit. The stories that others read through their fingers while covering their eyes.

They are the tales that you enjoy with the lock clicked on your office door, and the vibrator loaded with new batteries.

From the simply delicious, smutty tales of Jasper & Bella to the naughtier stuff that includes our favorite southern gentleman with Edward himself. A new kind of friendship was formed, and now our passion for well-written Twilight slash has brought forth a desire to bring you the smuttiest, juiciest stories and one-shots we can find.

Our recommendations will strictly cover Twilight fan-fiction based on gay, lesbian, bisexual, and polyamorous relationships, but the deviancy doesn’t stop there. We will also include photographs, fan-art, and banners for your viewing pleasure. Between the four of us we should be able to cover many stories, and promise to try to be well rounded in our choices.