So, here we are, one week past launch day and we've got a following. YAY! We are so freaking excited. I don't know about the other girls, but I'm still filled with trepidation. I don't want to let y'all down. I'm confident that y'all will be well satisfied TwiSlash groupies this week, because I know we've hit homeruns this time around, as well.
Whitlock's Girl recommends for your femme slash pleasure...
Me and Mrs McCarty
by Lipsmacked and OIP Em
I was a bit behind in choosing my story this week and I was getting kind of worried because like I've said in the past, femme slash, the good kind anyway are few and far between. However, I think I've found something that is freaking FUCK-TABULOUS!
Lipsmacked is one of my favorite authors. I'll read anything with her name on it because I know that she'll never disappoint and this two-shot collaboration with OIP EM is no different.
Bella and Edward have been together for several years. They are happy and thanks to Bella's friendship with Rosalie, aka Mrs McCarty, she and Edward have expanded their sexual horizons. Satisfying each other's desires, but there's something she wants that he just can't give her.
Me and Mrs McCarty explores Bella's sexual fascination with her best friend. Bella takes advantage of every opportunity to watch Rosalie, banking the voyeuristic information for use during her "me-on-me" time, which is done lying next to a sleeping Edward, funnily enough.
Rosalie isn't oblivious to her best friend's scrutiny. She knows that Bella is into her and has mentioned that Emmett doesn't share. Is she lying or is she just playing her cards close to her chest?
Well, I'm not going to give it away. You'll just have to read it yourself to find out. Don't worry though, whether they get it on or not, Bella's fantasies alone will be more than enough to get the juices flowing. Grab your towels, you're going to need them.
The Master recommends...
We have read about Darkward, Domward, Geekward, and even Fuckward, and now Orbit introduces us to GayDenseward. Edward Masen, a hardworking medical student and his best friend of four years, Jasper Hale, a criminal psych major, have found themselves abstinent for a few years due to being immersed in their studies while they strive to be the best in their respective majors. Both are shy and a bit antisocial; however, they enjoy each other’s company immensely, often debating current controversial issues over meals at Angel’s.
We learn of their close friendship, their dependence on one another, the unique way they fit together. They are so in-sync that Edward grins to himself when they walk side by side, in time with each other’s steps. Through Edward’s eyes, we are told more about their relationship, Jasper, their families, and few friends. Gradually, for reasons he does not yet understand, Edward’s observations narrow to Jasper and only Jasper: the way he tucks his hair behind his ear, his changes in breathing, the fullness of his lips. Without warning, Jasper disappears from Edward’s life for a few weeks and Edward remains oblivious to why he misses Jasper’s companionship so much. Suddenly, Jasper appears on Edward’s doorstep, ready to apologize for his behavior. Edward is almost giddy with anticipation when he realizes Jasper is going to disclose an explanation for his absence.
That is, until Jasper leans over and kisses Edward. On the lips. Edward believes it is shock that does not allow him to pull away from Jasper’s grasp. Edward believes he is unresponsive as he remains liplocked with his best friend. Edward believes he is too disoriented to protest. Edward believes he isn’t “like that.”
Even though this story is currently only three chapters, the rich details in every emotion, action and thought make it seem lengthier. Edward’s confusion over his physical reactions and feelings for his best friend lead him through denial and introspection and into illumination. We are lucky enough to be able to enjoy his ride of revelations along with him. I can honestly not even begin to give enough praise for this story, as the end of each chapter leaves me speechless.
I have read each chapter several times, each time noticing details that escaped me previously. It is these details that leave me yearning, begging, for more as soon as I finish a chapter. The absolute excitement over an update alert leads me to Twitter my friends immediately upon its arrival in my inbox; the rest of the day is filled with Twitters, IMs, and text messages of “OMG did you read EtO?”
Following in Edward’s example, I will leave you with a revelation of my own.
By the time chapter four rolls around I am ready to burst, and burst I do as Jasper takes the lead. In Ella's story she has Jazz playing the role of the passionate lover who puts everything he has into sex. He gives Bella the orgasm of her life & I quickly followed suit. *wipes sweat from brow* Yes, I am a Jasper lover and this Jasper is close to my heart because he is a master of pussy eating. If you still haven't come across the Cullen pairing of your choice, well no worries, there are still plenty more chapters to read.
The story plays out with sexual tension feeling the air, and just when you think you can take no more the tattoo work is done for the day, and it’s time to cash out. Our favorite fan-fiction couple could not just leave the shop to return home for some post ink sex though.